How do you keep a thong from creeping up your crack?

I love thongs but they are so uncomfortable when they do the crack creep! Do you know what I mean?

How do you keep a thong from creeping up your crack?
Don,





What a wonderful question! Good for you. If you're new to thongs, you might just wear one now and then for a year or so. It takes a while to get used to the sensation.





After a couple of years of wearing one, I enjoy it. although, not as much as my BP.
Reply:LOL I have no idea Don been sitting here 10 minutes trying to figure it out... surely he doesnt mean black panties?? LOL sorry Luis no offense Im just trying to figure it out.. Report It

Reply:You can't. Thongs are made to crack creep.
Reply:at your age ya gonna hurt yaself ...lol
Reply:honey, the further it rides up, the sexier it is ;)
Reply:you really can't. That is what a thong does
Reply:I have no clue... I always thought thongs were intended to dissapear into the crack LOL intresting to read the answers to this one
Reply:Slip it over your head, or insert a large *********.


Tammi Dee
Reply:That's going to be Wilford's next commercial. Controlling your thong! I'm advertising thong testing supplies...delivered right to your door! Ol' wiley Wilford will own you yet!





Try super gluing rubber piping to the *** to keep it in place. Works for me
Reply:u cant n dont bent down some much
Reply:You should not even be wearing a thong!
Reply:the size you have is too small or maybe you're trying to pull low rise up too high.
Reply:they are supposed to be up your a$$, silly.
Reply:well you can either buy the wide thongs or the string kind it all depends on you and what you prefer!Oh and the size plays a big part to.
Reply:This puts a whole new spin on plumber's butt.
Reply:Easy answer....





Don't wear thongs.